Captions of pictures

True brothers

Ideal camouflage

Who has got the hardest training?

Double-pillow

The last cake you say?

ten things to do when you are bored

1. Surf the Internet
2. Watch YouTube
3. Watch films
4. Sleep
5. Play computer games
6. Eat
7. Read interesting books
8. Go for a walk
9. Think about different problems in you life
10. Think how to improve your skill in your hobby

Top 10 ways to be annoying

1. Try to talk with person who is untalkative one.
2. To talk about things you are not good in and do it like you really know what you are talking about
3. Ask stupid questions
4. Try to control other peoples live: What is he doing, where is he going etc.
5. Do something that ohter people don't allow you to do.
6. Make person do something when he is tired
7. Say something bad about what other person love to do( hobby, etc.)
8. Just to ignor him or her.
9.Tell silly jokes
10. Troll people in the Internet

1. I would like to read the book Finnikin of the Rock. Finnikin of the Rock is a 2009 young-adult fantasy novel by Melina Marchetta. It follows the story of Finnikin of the Rock and his guardian who have been away from home for ten years, since the royal family was killed. But when he is told that the heir to the throne is still alive they must follow a young woman, Evanjalin, in order to reach the prince.
I have choose this one because I really like adventure stories where we can find charackters travelling through different countries and when something interesting happen with them, also I prefer medieval and fantasy setting. I think this book will be something like that. Also the plot of this story have captured me and it will be good if I would find and read this book.
2.As for new TV shows I would like to watch "Homeland". Of course I have read only the plot and watched the poster but I suppose it is a quite interesting film with a spirit of Prison Break, I don't know why, but it seemed to me. Also it has rather high rates. And I want to watch "Suit". It has high rates too.
3. As for games I would like to play GTA V, because I'm really fan of this game from GTA III to GTA SA, I haven't play GTA IV. But the fifth's part I will play for sure.

LMAO - Laugh my ass off
- LOL  - Lots of laugh
- MYOB - Make your own business
- BRB - Be right back
- n00b - newbie
- OMG - Oh my God
- ROFL - Roll on the floor laughing
- m8 - mate
- 10x - thanks
- 2moro - tomorrow
Intermediate:
- @TEOTD
- RUOK? - Are you okay?
- 2L84 that - To late for
- CU L8R - See you later
Advanced:
- my hart S n pieces n 1ly u put it bac 2gtha - My heart is in pieces and only you put it back together
- I gueS I nevr told u, Im so hpE dat youre myn - I guess I never told you I'm so happy that you are mine
- R U free 2nite or S it going 2 cost me ? - Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?
- LOL lamo teens n their lamo txtN - Laugh my ass off stupid teens and their stupid texting
- n therry theres no diff btw therry n prctic. n prctic der S. - In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
- welcom 2 my nu fav sport - txt msgN! - Welcome to my new favorite sport - text messaging
- dnt B irreplaceable , F U cnt B replaced , U cnt B promoD - Don't be irreplaceable, for you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 

Welcome to Talking Sport!
It is only one year until the London 2012 Olympics and this week we will hear from the fastest man in the world, Usain Bolt.
Usain Bolt from Jamaica holds the world record for the 100m, with a time of 9.58 seconds.
At the last Olympics in Beijing, Usain won three gold medals in the 100m, 200m and the 4x 100m relay.
So what is Usain's dream for the London 2012 Olympics?
Join Natalie in this week's video to find out.

Welcome 2 Talkin' Sport
It s 1ly 1 y until da London 2012 Olimpicz n this wik we wil hear from da fastist man in da world, Usain Bolt.
U.B. from Jamaica holdz da world recad for d 100m, with a time of 9.58 sec.
At d last Olimpics in B8jing, U. won 3 gold midels in da 100m, 200m, and d 4x 100m relay.
So wat s U. drim 4 da London 2012 Olimpics?
Join Nat. in zis wikz vid. 2 find out. 

The picture review

Today I want to tell about the work of art which had impressed me strongly. You can see it above, it is called  Boiserie from the Hôtel de Varengeville.This work was made in 1736-1752 by unknown painter.It belongs to French culture, medium: Oak, plaster, painted and gilded; gilt bronze; mirror glass, etc. It is rather beautiful picture, here we can see a room in a hotel, according to its luxury furniture I can say this room was belonged to some rich person. The big quantity of burning candles impart something mysterious and special to this place.  The part of the picture I liked pretty much is that this room reflects the part of itself in the mirror. The one more thing which pleased my look is inwrought carpet spreading all over the floor. I don't think that painter wanted to express something special, some feelings or something like that. Probably he tried, but in any case I see just a picture of the room. Nevertheless as I said I really impressed, because the painter was such a great master, that he managed to paint such beauty and to express the spirit of the classicism period. 

The Appointment with love Glog

http://www.glogster.com/timur93/album-glog-by-timur93/g-6ljjacakc1718tb9386s7a0

Internet

http://www.glogster.com/timur93/wishlist-glog-by-timur93/g-6lk109vvbib1m45ds20dma0

The autobiography Glog

The autobiography Glog

Call of Cthulhu Glog

http://www.glogster.com/timur93/resume-glog-by-timur93/g-6lkg90quqg8qks7his68ta0

This is you all have been waiting for! The main event of the decade! The life, struggles, worries, and the last days of outstanding person. You will go through the all periods of his life, from the birth to the grave, and see it by your own eyes. And it's time!

http://goanimate.com/videos/0C-punCaxNGc?utm_source=linkshare
my strange cartoon

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1GrqidnVHwFLqlaCNMFGnB5BUbKD08qITNTzagAKG8J8/edit#slide=id.p

1 aroma, 2 trout, 3 -, 4 thrift, 5 -, 6 typist, 7 raptor, 8 yummy, 9 overdo, 10 rotator, 11 cardiac, 12 -, 13 toast, 14 cleric, 15 armada, 16 xerox, 17 -, 18 tillot ; willow, 19 -, 20 lapel, 21 toilet, 22 -, 23 kayak, 24 surpass, 25 trust

10 rules of healthy nutrition

1. You should eat  whole, fresh, and unprocessed foods.
2. Read the labels on the food packages.
3. If you have a diet you should never cut any food group out of it.
4.  Weigh and measure standard portions, do not eat too much.
5. Don't supplement your diet with individual nutrients.
6.It is will be good if you eat bread, cereals and potatoes, 4 to 6 portions of these foods per day. This should be roughly 1/3 of your total intake.
7. Undereating is also rather dangerous thing, so eat something every four hours and never let yourself "starve" from one meal to the next.
8. Regularly do different types of physical exercises.
9. Eat more fruits and vegetables. They are great source of vitamines. 
10. Do not eat much sugar and fatty food. 

Your donation total is 520 grains of rice. My result.

According to the lack of stability in some  arabian countries, we can see a lot of separatist forces there, which would like to be independent and to take control on government. As a rule theese countries have great problems with food, water, medicines and trafficking. Some european countries tries to help them with aid workers, economic aid, humanitarian aid. But it is rather hard to do, because of the absence of good road maps and plans of the region.

К:Hi,my friends.I have a small problem with my money.I want to draw out my money.Could you help me?
A:Yes, of course, but what's problem?
T: You mean that you can't use cash terminal?
K: Yes, I don't  have a technically-savvy.
A: Don't worry, I have special possibility of using this type of technique.
T: And my mother is working in banks sphere, so I  have a savvy not only in machinery, but also in cash, too.
K: I'm really glad, that I have such friends with a good savvy.

KAT
Ученые утверждают, что разгадали загадку почему зебры имеют характерные для них белые и черные полосы.
Существует множество теорий, объясняющих характерные для зебр полосы. Ученые предположили, что каждая зебра имеет уникальный окрас, с помощью которого другие животные могут распознать её. Или же что сочетание белого и черного цветов в громадном стаде обеспечивает маскировку, которую отпугивает хищников. Группа ученых собралась провести исследования, чтобы выяснить какой эффект оказывают полоски на самого раздражающего и вездесущего врага зебр - кровососущего слепня. В качестве эксперимента команда ученых поставила на поле, кишащее мухами, липкие чучела лошадей - одно белое, другое черное, и третье в черно-белую полоску. Когда ученые собрали мух, которые приземлились и прилипли к каждой модели, то они обнаружили, что наименьшее количество мух приземлилось на чучело зебры.
Исследователи полагают,что предки зебры имели черный окрас,который приобрел  белые полосы в ходе эволюционной борьбы с насекомыми ,которые стали переносить болезни путем укусов  на многочисленные лошадиные стада.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/language/wordsinthenews/2012/02/120210_witn_zebra_story.shtml

In this blog I want to tell you about my hobbies. First of all I want to mention the hobby I practise from the 1 to 8 grade. It was swimming, my parents took me there when I was seven years old. But after some time I have made a decision to gave it up. And now I start practise kickboxing, but I haven't a lot of trainings at the moment. Also I like to play volleyball and basketball. All in all you can make a conclusion that my hobby is sport, Well, partly you are right. But except this activity, I like watching serials, such as Dexter, Prison Break etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimming_%28sport%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickboxing